Friday, July 30, 2010

aku sukak gilak jadi banci

rutin harian....setiap abes klas...

pecut motor laju2 p tmpt bnci...

pakai tagged wrne org...sandang beg banci...

bert weyh...berat giler smpai senget bahu nie ...

seperti biase, bukak dokumen 1...melihat umah2 yg haros di banci...

jalan2...

haaa...

dh jumpe umah...

tempek bedak tebal2 nak mule operasi banci...

setelah persiapan get ready...

angkat tangan....luruskan kedepan...

ok...ting ting ting...

ting ting ting....

sambil melalak mcm org giler...

heLLo!!!!!!

HeLLo!!!!!

Aunt!!!!!

uncle!!!!

ade org x!!!!!

hello!!!!!

anybody home!!!!!

helo!!!!!......

ade org x....

smbil menjerit...tekan loceng...

at the same time...

anjeng pon sebok nek menjerit....

ong...ong...ong...

ong...ong...ong...

ku kat luar nie...rse nak maki jea anjing...

nak jea ku ckp...

ko Hingat aku Paham Ko cakap Ape....

ko Panggil tuaN Ko...

yang Ko p panggil Aku kenaPa....

aku X kenaL ko la...

x Payah la ko excited giler Nak panggil Aku smpai satu Taman ko nak Bagi dengaR

haish...Smbil jelir lidah kat die..( die paham x ek aku bwat ape tuh)

sekalI tuh...tros kuar org...

spontan ku ckp...

haI...

saye Banci...banci..

datang nak banci Umah...

bole x...

banci2... itu kiRa penduduk...

what...org tu kate...

i not understand what u are talking about....

MaTi...siyes Mati...

ko Nak ku speaKing kah?????

haish!!!

sye Banci2...

itu CAlculated how many people live in this House...

wheRe are U MAster...

when She OR he BAck Home...

Did u have Them Phone number...

What time they BAck...

padan muke ko, ayat Bi ku tunggang terbalik...nervous punyerr pasai...

haha..padahal x reti bi...kuikuikui

die cakap simple jea...

later2...

dont know my master no...

cis....


xpele gitu...i will come back tomorrow...bubye...bubye...

haish....

x sempat melangkah.. tuan die balek...

dengan senyuman manes ditonjolkan smpai ke telinga..

hai aunt...sye banci...mahu banci umah aunt...

bole x aunt...

aunt tinggal brape org ek...

nak no tipon...

brape laki bape pompuan...

nak nme sume ahli...

pc, laptop, radio, aircond...gaji  sebulan bape??

tarikh lahir...

aunt etnik ape ek...kalo chinese kan ade byk...

hakka, hokchiu, hokkien,

sembahyg ape???

aunt dulu lahir kat ne ek...

dah brape lme tinggl cni...

aunt blajar smpai mne ek...degree, master, ijzah, spm, stpm...

aunt keje keh..keje ape ek...

eyh...dah abes...

ok aunt...sye nak tmpal kad kuning..

itu je yer.. 

aunt...kalo jatuh, tmpl blek ek...

ok aunt...

bye...trime kaseh....

p kat umah lain...

sekian...

tp itu lah rutin...cme cre berbeze....


3 comments:

maya said...

hahaha.. hanjeng itu anjing.. kan da kena nganjing balik ngan opah. haha

fai... said...

nyebok je dak ne...mentang2 la umah die x pernah ade anjing...mintak2 la lps nie ko dpt umah teres...bole ko lwn public speaking ngan anjing...sore sape pling kuat

ShawaL said...

haha..tabah je la opah ek..